I'm drive I can fine osifer
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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