Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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