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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...

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  ok, come over...I have doritos

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

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  if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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• (585): View more from New York

  its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Starting this Monday as I always do

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  With a desperate plea for help

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life

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  Almost an end to the saga.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.

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