Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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