You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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