hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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