And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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