1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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