absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I AM VODKA MAN
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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