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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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