No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You may now shotgun with the bride
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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