Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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