he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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