Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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