I faked an abortion last night.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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