According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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