I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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