if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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