I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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