So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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