how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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