so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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