we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My vagina is officially offended.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
how does that bad decision feel?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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