when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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