i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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