is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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