Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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