Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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