They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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