I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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