she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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