Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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