so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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