my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and you said cock pushups were impossible
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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