You work out of a Hotel?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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