ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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