She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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