I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So many bounce houses so little time
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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