It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
