Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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