once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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