You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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