Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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