Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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