My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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