i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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