when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This baby is an asshole
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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