actually, I'm a sock model
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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