I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So much rum. So many feels.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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