Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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